Ah ‘ave not written much lately, larf ‘as been very boring – until today that is…

‘ere ah was standing around looking ‘andsome and intelligent as usual when
le float pull up and out step la ghost!!!

Ah know it is la ghost because L’Uncle say anyone ‘oo dress in le white sheet is la ghost.

‘Don’t panic’ say la ghost, ‘it is just me, your mother’.

Of course ah am not fooled by this, ah gallop off to tell L’Uncle …

But Quelle ‘orreurr, la ghost run afteur me!

So naturally, ah gallop fasteur…

L’Uncle catch sight of le ghost and ‘e panic.
L’Uncle love le excuse to panic.

And pretty soon we are all running around chasing le ghost…

Ah ‘ad no idea ghost chasing could be so much fun.

What is more this le quite fast ghost!

We are all galloping around ‘aving so much fun when ah suddenly notice…

Le weird little shrunken ponies next door are up for le race.

L’Uncle go oveur to discuss le rules.
Of course they are all in Australian so nobody understand a word ‘e say.

No Matteurr, we are off to le flying start anyway.
Of course, L’Uncle and ah give Le Ghost and le shetland pony a ‘ead start.
They will need it.

We are flying down le fence line, leaving le shrunken ponies in le dust.

Suddenly L’Uncle try to crash into me! This must be well known L’Australian tactic of side bowling.

Luckily, L’Uncle is no match for me, ah accelerate and speed off

Once again ah am going fasteur than le speeding pullet.
Ah fly around le curve, no one can catch me.

Ah ‘ave no idea where everyone is, ah am going so fast

Ah catch sight of L’Uncle, ‘e is ‘aving le senior moment and is galloping in le wrong direction.

So is la ghost!

Ah slow to le canteur and wait for L’Uncle to come round again.
Ah will demand le explanation!

‘What le ‘ell’ L’Uncle??’ ah demand when ‘e finally stop.

Ah am very annoyed with ‘im and ‘e know it.

‘Sorry moite’ ‘e say, ‘it’s just that sometoimes oi can’t tell which end  ees yourarse and which ees yourfoice’.

Ah ‘ave no idea what ‘e actually means but ah can tell there is le Australian insult in there somewhere.
Ah put on mah ‘dignified look’.

Suddenly ah realise it is not really la ghost, it is Muzzeurr wearing le wedding outfit for some reason.
Because ah am le dutiful son, ah go oveur to support ‘er.

As ‘er only son ah am clearly to be le page boy so ah practice mah duty and ‘old ‘er train.