World Problems

Ah ‘ave been busy lately.
Le usual stuff, being le ‘elpful boy as usual.
Ah also turn le two year old last month.
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‘Ah am le 2 year old L’Uncle’ ah say, ‘now ah am ready to take oveur your role as le ‘Paddock Boss’.
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Ah simply can not believe mah ears when ‘e tell me to ‘pees orf’.
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Of course, ‘e say it in Australian so ah may not ‘ave ‘eard that quite right.
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So ah decide to sleep on it.
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Ah ‘ave le brilliant ideas when ah am asleep.
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Uzzeur Muzzeur, she come and crouch down beside me, she smile at me so ah smile back.
Ah am le polite young man.
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She is still there when ah open mah eye.
Ah keep smiling but ah am ‘oping she will go away and leave me alone.
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Ah turn oveur and think about all le world’s great problems.
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Le most worrying one is le world wide carrot shortage.
Clearly there is one for ah ‘ave not seen le carrot in about a week.
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Mmmmmmmmmm carrots.
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