Ah am ah astonishingly intelligent and ‘andsome little boy.

‘Look at that astonishingly intelligent, and ‘andsome little boy’ say Uzzerr Muzzerr when she come to see us at last.
‘Ah wonder ‘oo ‘e ees’ she say.
Of course, eet ees me, but ah do not like to brag.

Not everyone can look this astonishingly intelligent and ‘andsome
with a mouthful of noms.

Monsieur  Danny Boy ‘ave other talent – for instance,  ‘e ees astonishingly ‘airy.

Ah am not so ‘airy.
Muzzerr, she ees not ‘airy at all but she does ‘ave le enormous bottom.

Ah sit down to think about Muzzerr’s bottom some more.

Uzzerr Muzzerr come over for a cuddle so naturally,  ah give ‘er mah intelligent look.
Ah find, eef ah ‘alf close one eye and look just so, everybody know ah am astonishingly intelligent.
Especially Uzzerr Muzzerr.

‘Just look at that astonishingly intelligent, and ‘andsome little boy’ she say again.
But ah am busy thinking about ‘ow Muzzerr’s enormous bottom
follow ‘er everywhere she go.