Ah am busy looking for a ‘airy Leedle Tossa.
According to Le Uncle, there eez one een le paddock so ah will find eet.

Muzzerr, Le Uncle and ah ‘ad been discussing  le ‘airy leedle Tossa problem when in sneaks Uzzerr Muzzerr.
She think we don’t notice ‘er – PFFFFT….

Ah know she in le paddock before she do.

‘One thing I do know,’ Le Uncle was saying, ‘ees that there eez a bloody great Hairy Leedle Tossa lurken around een thees paddock’.

This ees alarming news. Ah am immediately alert.

Uzzerr Muzzerr come over…”What is my little man doing now,’ she say.
Ah tell ‘er ah am down on mah knees looking for ah ‘airy leedle Tossa….

She go down on ‘er knees beside me, Of course,
ah do not need ‘er elp, to find and conquer le Tossa.
Ah am a decorated War ‘orze.

‘Crikey’ zay Le Uncle, ‘I theenk shemidehave foundthe Tossa’.

Muzzerr eez rolling ‘er eyes and pretending she know what Le Uncle just said.

Uzzerr Muzzer gives me a big ‘ug and calls me ‘er ‘Cheeky Chops’.

Ah decide to ignore ‘er. Ah am not a Cheeky Chop.

‘As she gone yet?’ ah whisper to Le Uncle ‘oo eez watching ‘er.

Le Uncle and Muzzerr continue to look out for le ‘airy leedle Tossa.
By le sound of eet, ‘e could turn up any minute. We must be prepared.

Ah am thinking about deploying mah new motto.
Eet ees this…
‘Keep Calm and Play ‘ad it up to ‘ere’.

Suddenly Le Uncle eez alert.
‘What ees eet’ ah whisper, ‘ees eet Le Tossa?’

But Le Uncle ‘as gone all Australian on me.
‘Strewth’ ‘e say, ‘When is hegonna reeliseheis tha hairyleedle tossa?’
Ah a’ve no idea what ‘e eez talking about. Ah do not understand Australian.