Mum, Mum, what is this?
It’s my neck Son.

Yes but why?
It just is.

What about up here, what is this?
It is you being a pain in the neck.

Mum, Mum, what does your neck do?

Have I got one?

What if we had two necks?

Mum, Mum, why haven’t I got two necks?

Mum, why does your neck start here?

Why can’t you have another neck?

I want two necks.

Ears should go here.

Why don’t ears go here?

You should have a whole row of them up here.

Mum, why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?

Mum, will I be a sheep when I grow up?

Mum, was my Dad a sheep?

Mum why have we got legs instead of wheels? I want wheels.

Mum, Mum…
Oh for GAWDZ sake, PERSIL…..TAKE HIM!

I don’t THINK so Merlot, it wasn’t me who went off and got herself PREGNANT MERLOT.

My Muzzerr, she laze around all day if it were not for me.

Ah ‘ave to get ‘er up if ah want to be fed.

Get up Muzzerr, you lazy ‘efferlump, ah say, Get up now.

It works every time because…

Ah am Le Boss around ‘ere.

Ah like to start mah day wiz a salute to le sun.

Zen, ah like to zing a zong

‘Wild ‘Orzes, none of zem are az fast az meeeee’

‘Wild wild ‘orzes…’

‘Hmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm Le orzes’

Of courze, ah don’t know all le words.

Ah ask my Muzzerr, but she iz busy wiz le ‘oovering

Oh look…Zere is Le Uncle Persil – ‘e is Australian you know.

I am but a little ‘orze living in a great big forest wiz my Muzzerrrr…

I ave to make sure mah Muzzer does exactly as she iz told…

Zis ah achieve through a top secret process of hypnosis known only to me…

Sleepy Muzzerr, you are getting sleepy….

Zumtimez mah muzzerr, she ignore mah powerz…

Ah do not know ‘ow she doez thiz but it must be stopped.

Stop Muzzerr, ah zay, stop now..AT ONCE!!!

if she carry on, ah must be tough…

Zumtimez, we run togezzer, she and ah.

Mah Muzzerr, she iz gas propelled, but still…

Ah am faster zan ‘er.

One day, zey will not talk in termz of le Speed of light…

Zey will talk only, in terms of le Speed of Zephyr…

Of course, stopping can be little problem – Ah am never quite sure yet, whether to use
le front

or Le back brakes.