Today ah lost mah legs all of a zudden.
Muzzerr, Muzzerr, I call, look, ah ‘ave no legs any more.

Le Uncle Persil looked worried, No legs mate? He say, don’t worry mate, you’ll float well when it rains.
I ‘ave no idea what ‘e means. ‘E iz always saying stupid zings.

Muzzerr told me not to be such a silly boy. She always saying stupid stuff too.

Ah am not a zilly boy, but ah did find mah legs again –
zey were underneath me all along.

Muzzerr, ah zaid, Muzzerr…

No need to worry muzzerr, look, ah found mah legs.

She take no notice of me, Ah zink she grumpy again zo ah decide to be quiet and do what she does.

Le only trouble waz, ah zuddenly notice Le Uncle’s Bottom
and ah ‘ave to take a closer look.

Zat gets mah Muzzerr going again. ‘STOP IT’ she yell, ‘back away from his behind’.

‘Crikey’, zaid le Uncle, ‘oo iz still Australian,
‘I wasn’t aware that my arse was so dangerous’.

And zat iz when ah got le idea to pretend to die of exposure to Le Uncle’s ‘arse’ gas.

And once again Le Uncle is banned from ‘aving anyzing to do wiz me.
I wazn’t even really dead.

Last night ah snuck out of le paddock to meet zum of mah new invisible friends
Zey politely invite me to join zem to party in le paddock next door…
’ow could ah refuse?

Ah fuel up and zen ah wait til Le Uncle and my Muzzerr were alseep and …

Ah let mahself out of le paddock uzing a top secret technique zat ah can not tell you about or else (according to Le Uncle ‘oo knows about such zings)
ah’ would ‘ave to kill you.

By la time mah Muzzerr stop stuffing ‘er face and realise ah ‘ad gone it waz too late

Ah was stealthily creeping along le next door paddock fence line looking for mah invisible friends

Being invisible, means they are ‘ard to find so ah stopped and chatted to le sheeps

But ah can not understand a word zey zay.

Pretty zoon it morning and ah still ‘ave not found mah friends –
zey are invisible you zee.
Zen along comes my Uzzer Muzzerr and she does not look too ‘appy to see me out and about exploring.
I wander over to ‘er and demand a massage since she zere and zen she escorts me back through the gate to my Muzzerr ‘oo waz very relieved to zee me

My Son! She zay and she startz zlobbering all over me. It get very embarrassing.

Zen le rest of le day she does not let me out of ‘er sight

Ah can’t go anywhere wizout ‘er zo ah spend zum time looking at ‘er armpits – she ‘ates it when ah do zis.

Stop it she zay, get out of there you hairy little boy.

Ah am not a ‘airy little boy, bezides ah am going to break out again tonight zo ah practise dying’  oping zen she will go away.

But every time ah look up to check…

She there, right be’ind me.

And what is worse, she now ‘as le Uncle guarding me from la front…

Today, we visited all le sheeps ‘oo are in my old paddock.
Bedlamb and Le Uncle Persil are old friends so zey ‘ad a chat …

before Le Uncle got all silly and showed off some of ‘iz ‘ip ‘op moves.

well ah got le giggles when ah zaw zat and ah could not stop laughing.

Le Uncle Persil look so zilly every time ah look at ‘im ah laugh zum more…

Zen ah zaw zumzing else zat crack me up –
my ‘Dad’ in la paddock trying to encourage le sheeps to do zynchronized zwimming practice. Even Lambo iz aztounded.

Zo of course, even though ah try not to, zat zets me off again…
 

Zat iz, until my Muzzerr start up, zen zings are not funny any more, just embarressing.

Eventually ah decide it exercise time…

Ah run zo fast mah ‘Dad’ and Lambo left wondering what just passed zem.

Zen ah zlow down and prance about for a bit like a show pony…

But zat getz boring and ah am a race ‘orze zo ah gallop faster zan a mistletoe …

Ah gallop zo fast around Myrtle and The Good Sheep Lollypop, zay zink it iz le ‘adron Collider gone past.

Le Uncle Persil got all bouncy …

but ah use mah tail like a propeller and now ah almost fly…

Mah Muzzerr try to keep up but ah am far too fast for ‘er.

Le sheeps now calling me Le God Particle. (Zey all read Scientific American)

Finally mah batteries run flat and ah need to recharge.

Mah Muzzerr make sure ah don’t over charge and explode.