Today ah  decide to give Jenny some of mah valuable time in order to get ‘er used to handling ropes around moi.

Mah Muzzerr is on hand at all timez for encouragement which, although quite embarrazzing, iz at the zame time strangely reassuring.

But ah ‘ave done all zis before and frankly, it iz getting a bit boring zo…

Ah decide to start with a ‘zing-along’.
Ah startz by humming and encourage Jenny to do likewise.

No no ah zay, look, open your mouth and let rip – like this…

Ah admit to getting a little carried away and pretty soon the opening refrain from ‘Wild ‘Orses’ is heard loud and clear but – quelle ‘orror – Jenny can’t sing in tune!

Zo of course, what can ah do but zing louder to drown ‘er out!

Wild ‘Orzes, couldn’t drag me away…

Zuddenly ah realize ah am le only one zinging.
Zis iz a little embarrassing zo ah stop immediately.

Zen ah decide to teach ‘er la correct methode of picking up mah feet.

Zis will be important for when I can’t be bozzered to pick zem up mahself.
Finally ah take Jenny for a walk.

Today Jenny come for another dancing lesson.
My Muzzerr iz not needed for zis but annoyingly she ‘angs around anyway.

Jenny suggest a new dance move ah ‘ave not ‘eard of before. At first, ah am not zo sure.

Zen ah realise ah quite enjoy zis, zo I lean into it.

But apparently, one can not lean on one’s partner.

Muzzerr, I zay, zis cannot be right, ah am supposed to be la one training ‘er.

But Muzzerr is not listening and suddenly ah am la one doing all le ‘ard work.

Ah iz zo exhausted at la end of all zis, ah ‘ave to ‘ave a lie down.

On zis day ah find ah am in ‘ot demand.
Jenny Paterson comes to zee me and naturally ah bestow on ‘er a Royal Kiss.

Zen ah teach ‘er ‘ow to be’ave around me.

She iz quite a fast learner

My Muzzerr iz zere to make sure she be’ave.

His Lordship, My Muzzerr zays, likes to be scratched right here.

Zen she checks to make sure Jenny ‘az not stolen mah tail.

Zen we practise la Tango for a bit.

Jenny iz a fast learner .

Ah can’t ‘elp singing a little az Jenny circles me clicking ‘er heels.

Zen ah do my zolo bit wiz ze castanets, well, I would if ah ‘ad castanets.
Note to zelf, equip mahself with castanets.

Zen ah give Jenny a ‘ug and it is all over.