Tonight my Mozzerrr was a bit worried about my intended career path, she was a bit embarrassed for me…
You see at first, Ah decided to become a carousel pony –
Ah foresaw nozzing wrong with zat…
All day ah practiced overing above ze ground in various poses…
Aving mastered le art of la plain ‘over, ah moved on to more complicated moves like zis one which is what I call La Leap…
I call zis Le Collection Dressage
And zis is mah canteur pirouette… ah became an expert in very short ordeur – such is mah skill.
My Mozzer, she say, zink again…zink very ard about what it iz you would do wiz your life my zon
(Actually, she did not say my ZON as she is not french like me – we cannot all be french)
So ah did zink and zen ah decided…
Muzzer, ah said, ah will be an Expresso Pony. Ah did not dare look at er face…
You know, like in ze movies….le pony express
Oo else does she know oo can run faster zan a speeding pullet …
Le Pony Expressos must be ready for action – it can appen at any time you know …
And e must be as stealthy as a cabbage – ow many people actually zee a cabbage move?
Ee must also know where e is going at all times…
On second thoughts, ah said, maybe, just maybe, ah might become a stud.
God alone knows ah am ‘andsome enough already.
