Today ah was expelled from  the place Ah called ‘ome for 11 months.

Now ah am ‘ere and ah expected at least, a red carpet.

No matter, ah am a resourceful chap so ah made do.

Muzzeur, she look as eef she expecting someone else ‘Who are you?’ she ask.

‘Apparently, ah am Lord LubbaDuck’ ah say.

‘oo are you?’

‘I am your Mother’.

She stare and stare at me but ah ignore ‘er.

Ah am feeling a little bit cross. Eet ees cold out ‘ere.

‘Dear little horse’ ah ‘ear someone say and ah realise they are talking about me.
‘oo are you?’ ah ask.

‘I am your Other Mother’ say this strange two legged beast.

 So ah ‘ave two Mothers and ah bad French accent. Not bad for a first day’s existence.