It is Day 3 of Annus ‘orribilis but ah am not worried, any minute now le drug dealer should be ‘ere.
Ah wait for ‘im.

At last ‘e come and afteur le fix, ah need le lie down.
‘Muzzeur in le sky with carrots’ ah sing to mahself.

Ah admire le sore lamb. It do not feel so bad.

Then ah notice Muzzeurr sneaking towards me.
If ah stay ‘ere ah will be slobbeured on. Quelle ‘orreur!

La Mare all oveur le world want to slobbeurr all oveur me, even le own Muzzeurr.
Clearly ah am too ‘andsome for mah own good. Ah must get up and run for le life.

Ah try to avoid le kisses. She is coming at me, aiming right for mah nose.
Ah leap to le ‘ooves.

But le lamb ‘as gone numb. Ah ‘ave to check it is still there.

Suddenly Muzzeurr move in and start slobbeuring all oveur me, ah can not avoid it.

Ah know L’Uncle is watching and wishing she would slobbeur all oveur ‘im.
Ah wish she would too. ‘You need to ‘ave le sore lamb’ ah say to ‘im.

Suddenly ‘e get down and lie on ‘is back with all four lambs in l’air.
‘Crikey’ ‘e yell, ‘moi legs are all out of action, oi could do with a kiss, Merls’.
It is le bit extreme but this could work.

Unfortunately Muzzeurr remains attached to me lark le muppet to le bottom of le ship.

L’Uncle ‘as got to ‘is feet and ‘e staggeur over to us.
‘oi think you mean Limpet moi son’ ‘e say, ‘limpets are what attach themselves to shop bottoms, not muppets, ya Muppet’.

Ah ‘ad no idea ah was talking aloud.
It must be le drugs.