Apparently ah mugged le drug dealer.
‘ow was ah supposed to know this is a bad thing?
Nobody tell me.

Ah am now locked up in solitary confinement through no fault of my own.

Yesterday, le man ‘oo will be known only by le name of ‘arry turn up with la big bag of le drugs.
(We ‘ave put le cunning black line oveur ‘is eye so you do not ‘ave any idea ‘oo ‘e is’)
(eh eh eh)
(‘ang on a minute…is that ‘im?)

‘Urry up’ ah say, ‘ah need le fix and ah need it now’.
‘Ho Ho Ho’ say  ‘arry le Pusheurr, ‘wait a minute I have to make a phone call’

‘What do you mean you  ‘ave to make le phone call?
You do not need to talk to anyone but me,  Imbecile’.

But l’Imbecile ignore me. Naturally ah am annoyed.
‘Give me mah fix and le bag of carrots right now’ ah shout, ‘ah am ‘oofed and dangerous’.

L’Imbecile reach ‘is paw out and put it on me, it is not supposed to ‘appen like this!
‘e still talk on les phone. ‘e is not even afraid! Ah am going to ‘ave to threaten ‘im.
‘Give me all your drugs, and carrots’ ah snarl, ‘or ah shall ‘ave to talk to L’Uncle about what to do next in this sort of situation’.

‘It’s OK Young Man’ ‘e say, ‘no need to do that, here is your fix’.
Uzzeurr Muzzeurr is glaring at me, ‘there is no need to be such a grouch,’ she say.
What would she know. ‘You are not le boss of me’ but ah whisper it so she can not ‘ear me.

Luckily at last ah get mah fix.
‘arry le Pusheur is mah new best friend.  All of le sudden, ah love everybody.

When ‘arry Le Pusheur go,  Muzzeurr  try to work out ‘ow to unwind la stocking someone as put on le lamb while ah am under l’influence.
Ah ‘ave ‘ad le lecture from Uzzeurr Muzzeurr, L’Uncle and Muzzeurr about mah attitude.
Ah do not care. They are not le boss of me.

La next thing ah know ah am being marched off to le solitary confinement and told to stay there until ah ‘be’ave mahself’; Thursday apparently.
‘arry Le Pusheur, ‘as ah lot to answer for; this was all ‘is idea.