Le Uncle ‘ad a massage from a Fizzo Therapy Expert today.

What would she know about massaging Le Uncle?
Ah am ‘ighly suspicious of ‘er.
Luckily ah am on ‘and to tell la Masseuse what to do.

Ah am a World Renown Expert on being an Expert.
This ah know because Uzzerr Muzzerr always say so.
‘Le Uncle ‘as special needs’ ah say.

Le Uncle look worried at first and ah do not blame ‘im.

Le Masseuse ‘as got ‘im een a ‘ead lock.
Ah am quite interested een this, ‘oweveur,
ah am ready to run in case she try that on me.

Le Uncle realise ‘e ees not going to get away this time and ‘e give a big sigh.

‘Do not worry Le Uncle’ ah say, ‘ah ‘ave a plan’.

Ah decide to pick le Uncle’s rope and sneak ‘im away before she notice ‘e ‘as gone.
Eet ees a cunning plan.

Suddenly Le Uncle asks my advice on what to do. Ah am pretty sure that ees what ‘e ask,
of course eet was een Australian and ah do not understand a word of eet so
ah offeur to give ‘im mah advice anyhow.

‘Peesorf ya hairy leedle Tossa’ ‘e say.
Ah ‘ave no idea what that means.
Ah choose to assume eet ees something complimentary about mah incredible  ‘andsomeness.

‘Thank you Le Uncle,’ ah say, ‘Ah am indeed a ‘andsome little Tossa.
Now ah will rescue you’.

Suddenly Le Uncle ees released.
‘e collapse on le ground and tell everyone ‘e now need another massage…

And le next thing ah know, ah am put under a spell. Ah can not move.
Mah botterm, eet ees een a trance. Eet gravitate all by eetself towards La Masseuse..
‘Ere,’ ah say, ‘scratch mah berm’.