Le Uncle ‘as a Photo Shoot in le forest with Uzzerr Muzzerr.

‘e take ‘is posing very seriously.

‘Ah ‘ave an important question Le Uncle,’ ah say.

‘Where ‘ave all your teefs gone, Huh? huh?’

‘Blah blah hairy leedle Clown,’ ‘e say, ‘e don’t actually say Blah blah but ah am not listening to what ‘e ees saying because ah am too busy thinking about why cannibals do not eat clowns’.

‘Ees eet true, Le Uncle, that cannibals do not eat clowns because they taste funny?’.

‘Mate.’ ‘e say, ‘Stop behaving likea spastic kookaburra and pissorf’.

‘Ah understand you up to le bit about Mate,’ ah said.
Eet ees very ‘ard to understand Australian.

‘Release le teefs’

‘Your teefs are being ‘eld ‘ostage and ah am ‘ere to rescue them; open up!’

‘Bouche bée, Le Uncle, you ‘ave a ‘ole army of teefs in there!’.

‘Can ah ‘ave another look Le Uncle, let me see le teefs’.

‘What do they do all day sitting around in your mouf?’