Ah ‘ad a bit of a shock today.

Ah was ‘aving mah afternoon ‘Power Nap’.

Eet was so nice and warm and ah was dreaming about les girls next door.

‘ey Girls,’ ah say, een mah dream. ‘See mah friend over there?’ ah am pointing to Le Uncle; ‘e wants to know eef you think ah am ‘andsome’.

Of course, eet ees mah dream so they all agree that they ‘ave never seen such a ‘andsome ‘orze.

Then when ah wake up, there ees a fashion challenged man staring right at me.
That ees a shock een eetself.

‘Are you feeling a little Grass Affected?’ ‘e say.
That does eet, no Grass affect me. Ah am no Grassaholic.
Ah get up.

‘Ah see you may be le one ‘oo ees Grass Affected’ ah say.

‘Kindly remove your ‘at een mah presence’ ah add.

Ah remove eet for ‘im as eet ees clear ‘e ees
another imbecile ‘oo ‘as no idea ‘ow to take ‘is ‘at off.

‘There,’ ah say. ‘ah am a ‘at removal specialist’,
and eet ees then that ah get le shock of mah larf.

‘QUELLE ORREUR!!!’ ah gasp, ‘you ‘ave no mane!’

‘ah understand why you wear eet now,’ ah say kindly
and ah put eet back on ‘im.

‘Ah ‘ad no idea,’ ah tell ‘im.
Ah think ‘e forgive me.