Le Uncle , ‘e ‘as taken up a new sport.

‘e lie upside down for ages.

Muzzerr told me not to stare but ah can’t ‘elp eet.

‘ow does ‘e do eet?

Ah try not to stare as ‘im but eet ees compulsive viewing.

Ah watch ‘im while ah pretend to give Muzzerr a new ‘airstyle.

Ah watch ‘im from be’ind Muzzer’s big bottom. Nobody can see me ‘ere.

Ah ‘ide be’ind Muzzerr and watch from all angles but ‘e still look le same.

Finally Muzzerr ‘as ‘ad enough.
‘OK Persil’ she yell, ‘You have made your point’.

Booyah!’ shout Le Uncle as ‘e roll over.

‘Little Auzzie Tossa’ mutter Muzzerr.

Le Uncle ees really enjoying ‘imself rolling around in le grass.

Just between you and me, Planking ees not all that ‘ard to do,
but now that Le Uncle ‘as become ‘Paddock Planking Champion’
we will never ‘ear le end of eet.

Muzzerr ‘ave a go at eet but she ees ‘opeless.
Ah try to ‘elp ‘er but she will not listen.