Being a french ‘orse, ah like to quaff le wine

Ah swirl eet round in mah mouths to get an idea of its nose. Muzzerr ‘as  a ‘airy nose.

This wine, for instance, ‘as a carroty nose blended with a ‘int of mud.

‘This is news to me’ said Muzzerr.

‘Imagine my surprise – my son – a celebrity wine connoisseur,’ she sighed happily.

Ah may ‘ave exaggerated to Muzzerr slightly, about mah celebrity status.

Ah mention to Le Uncle that thish wine ish a bit of a quaffer.

‘Crikey’ say Le Uncle, ‘should yoube onthepees at yourage?’

Of course, Le Uncle is Aushtralian and shtralians will shrink anything.

‘LUNCLE!’ ah shout, ‘ahm a shlebrity wine connosher’.

Eet was then that ah realised someone ‘as stolen mah tongue.