Le Uncle ‘as just realised ah ‘ave no idea what ‘e eez talking about.

Now ah ‘ave to ‘ave lessons with ‘im on ‘ow to talk Australian.
Muzzerr makes sure ah attend le class..

‘Mate’ ‘e say.

‘Mart’ ah repeat.

‘MMMMate’ chimes een Muzzerr

‘ Zephyr’, she say, ‘say like this…MMMMAAAAATE’

‘Miiiite’ah zay.

Muzzerr look at Le Uncle to zee eef ‘e will correct me.

‘E doesn’t so she starts off again..’MMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAATE’she bellows.

‘Now you say it son’.

But ah am so embarrassed ah cannot say anyzing.
Ah cannot believe she would make such a spectacle of ‘erself.
She eez always embarrassing me. Finally I whisper ‘Moite’

‘Close Enough!’ whoop Le Uncle and ‘e walk off.

‘Oo ees Clozenuff? Ah am going to find out.