Today great luck was upon me as Uzzerr Muzzerr tied
Le Uncle up so ah could interrogate ‘im about Clozenuff.
‘’Tell me, ‘oo eez Clozenuff’ ah zay.

Le Uncle looks at Uzzerr Muzzerr as if she will ‘elp ‘im but ah playing ‘Bad Cop’ to ‘er ‘Good Cop’. ‘She cannot ‘elp you now’ ah say, ‘so you better cough up everyzing you know about zis Clozenuff’.

Le Uncle look alarmed now. ‘Oo eez ‘ee and what does ‘e want?’
ah am shaking ‘im by le ‘ead collar.

Suddenly Uzzerr Muzzerr is calling me away.
‘Zis is not over’ ah growl .

Next thing ah know, Uzzerr Muzzerr is waving ‘er arms around and giving me a big bollocking.
‘You are a naughty, hairy little boy’ she say,
‘You must not boss your Uncle around like that Young Man’.

Ah stop playing Bad Cop immediately, and try being ‘elpful Young Man instead.
Ah pick up Le Uncle’s rope and lead ‘im over to Uzzerr Muzzerr.
It work. According to Uzzerr Muzzerr, ah am once again le most ‘andsome,
clever and charming ‘orze in le paddock.