Today I spy Uzzer Muzzer in le paddock so ah go over to talk
to ‘er about intelligent stuff ah can’t talk to Le Uncle about.
‘e iz Australian, zo ‘e does not  understand much about anyzing.

‘Greetings Uzzer Muzzer’ ah zay before asking ‘er
if she would mind listening to mah theory about le relativity.
Ah ‘ave been studying Albert Einstein zo ah know all about psychics.

Of course she eez dying to know all about mah theory so ah continue.
‘Le laws of psychics are le same for anyone wiz a crystal ball
‘oo likes to vacuum,’ ah zay.

She looks interested zo ah continue.
‘Zo massive objects like Muzzerr, could collide wiz me
‘oo eez ‘er relative; despite le fact, zat,
being psychic she already knows zis will ‘appen.’.

Ah am not sure she eez understanding me zo ah decide to draw ‘er a diagram.

Ah find a stick and zink about ‘ow to draw zis simply zo she will understand.
Eet eez a complicated theory.

Le stick tastes quite nice.

Uzzerr Muzzerr does not seem to understand me, ah ‘ave lost ‘er.
Ah am being too intellectual, ah shall ‘ave to dumb it down for ‘er.
Ah give ‘er a nudge to make sure she eez awake.

‘Uzzerr Muzzerr,’ ah zay, ‘We are talking le possibility
of living in la ‘oover’

Clearly she ‘as no idea what ah am talking about.
She eez just a stupeed ‘uman afterall.
‘What time is le dinner?’ ah ask.