Ah do not know ‘ow it happened

And I blame le pooches – certainly zey all look guilty enough.

Suddenly le sheeps are running around ‘aving panic attacks about being bitten by a shark.

‘I saw one once’ said Muslamb, ‘it was right up there in the tree, staring down at me’

Of course this has Moulamb Rouge in a total flap.
She is one very nervous sheeps anyway.

Even old Monsieur Bluett is on le look-out.

I may, or may not ‘ave ‘ad somezing to do with it.

My friend Gollamb is a little , shall we say, impressionable.
I press and ‘e is able.

Ah may ‘ave started le rumour about mah wounded knee being le product of a rogue shark bite.

So Gollamb told ‘is sister, Muslamb.

And she couldn’t wait to tell Madame Rouge, ‘oo immediately…

Warned ‘er daughter Myrtle. Now zey are all on ‘igh alert.

Except Gollamb – he thinks it is all a big joke.
He does not really believe I was attacked by a shark.

Now even le pooches are teasing each other about shark bites.
This is Madame Magoo chasing ‘er son Monsieur Magoo while imitating a shark about to bite.

It is a pretty poor imitation if you ask me.
Ah demonstrate a shark bite on le tree branch and
all le sheeps zey  rightly crap zemselves.
Such is mah power.

Le Uncle told me  to ‘stop taking le piss’
Ah ‘ave no idea what ‘e is on about, ah was not ‘pissing’ anywhere.

Ah practice biting like a shark on Muzzerr.

Ah am being the little known ‘airy tree shark.
Muzzerr is not impressed.

‘Muzzerr’, ah zay, ‘Muzzerr, ah can be a Large Nosey Kissy Shark’.

Ah sneak up on ‘er
 

Such is mah skill, she is kissed before she even knows what struck ‘er.

Ah do not know why ah am in trouble again.