Le Uncle is in trouble wiz Muzzerr again.

‘E told ‘er ‘e ‘ad ‘eard – from an unnamed sauce – zat she waz putting on a bit of weight. ‘My sauce leaks information like a holy bucket’ said Le Uncle.

Of course ah ‘ave never ‘eard of a ‘oly Bucket,
Le Uncle only mention ‘oly craps and zere zeem to be a lot of zem about.

But ah am learning zat Muzzerrs do not like unnamed leaky sauces out of ‘oly Buckets.

And some’ow Muzzerr iz blaming me again.

‘oo would ‘ave ah ‘oly Bucket? ah zay to mahzelf.

Ah decide ah am going in search of le ‘oly Bucket.

All ah ‘ave to do iz to follow le trail of le Leaky Sauce.
Le Uncle ‘elps me search.

Ah examine le ground for signs of le Unnamed leaking Sauce and le ‘oly Bucket.

Ah look ‘ard. Ah am also keeping an eye out for a ‘oly crap.

Zere must be a trail ‘ere somewhere.

Zen ah get zum information.
‘Mate’ shouts le Uncle,
“I understand the Dalai Lama is coming here next week, He’s pretty Holy”

A Daily Llama coming ‘ere ‘uh.

A Llama a day zeem a bit excessive.

Le only Llamas ah know live next door and let me tell you zis…

Le Uncle does zay somezing about ‘oly Craps everytime ‘e zee zem.

And they all belong to le Ministry of Silly walks – zey run around like zis…

Zuddenly ah am distracted from mah search for Le ‘oly Bucket.
Zumzing iz sitting in le paddock. Iz it ah ‘oly Crap?

“Uncle” ah yell, “ah zink ah may ‘ave found ah ‘oly Crap”.

Muzzerr investigates and ah bravely ‘ave ‘er back.
Iz it a leaky ‘oly bucket or iz it a ‘oly crap? ah ask.

‘It is a hay bag’, sighs Muzzerr joyously, ‘and it is leaking hay everywhere’.

‘Le Uncle’ ah call, ‘Muzzerr ‘az found le leaky sauce’.

Ah do not know why Le Uncle ran off and ‘id in le trees,
but it did confirm mah finding when he yelled out ‘HOLY CRAP’ az ‘e galloped off.