At last, ah am out of captivity and off probation. Freedom ‘as neveur felt so good.
Ah am flat out today catching up on all sort of sterf.
L’ouse God came by to pay ‘is respect but ah was too busy to see ‘im.
‘Crikey’ ah ‘ear L’Uncle say, ‘oi don’t know where he put eet, probabloi upisarse’.
‘ah did not leave anything in Upisarse,’ ah assure L’ouse God, ‘Ah ‘ave never even been to Upisarse’.
‘Oi said you probably stuffed them…oh never mind’.
Ah do not mind. One day ah think to mahself, ah may make le trip to Upisarse.
‘Son’, say L’Uncle, ‘oi’ll show you where yurarse is eef you don’t gedup and show some respect’..
‘Yurarse’ ah say, ‘do ah need le passport to go there?’
L’Uncle step back while ah get mahself ready for ler trip to Yurarse.
Ah check le lambs. 1, 2, 3, 4.
But le sun is warm, ah ‘ave four lambs still attached to me, Yurarse can wait.
Dear Linda,
you clearly know le ‘orze ‘oo is flat out when you see one. You also clearly know a brilliant and athletic ‘orze when you see one. It is strange that nobody around ‘ere does. Ah may ‘ave to leave ‘ome and come and live with you
Sincerely
His Lordship Lord LubberDuck (Zephyr)
Zephyr – My ‘ome is your ‘ome Your Lordship.
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Thank you Linda,
But ah must ask you. ‘ave you got le larftarm supply of le carrots. Ah do not get out of le bed for less than le bag of carrots.
Sincerely
Zephyr
Zephyr – I may not ‘ave le larftarm supply of le carrot, but i do ‘ave le larftarm supply of luuurv for le ‘orze.
Ploous, i can speak le French like yourself Monsieur Zephyr.
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Zephyr – now don’t you go overdoing it boy. You just lay back & rest your lambs son.
((…i think we might just have a Grand National winner on our hands ‘ere…))
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