Today, mah Muzzerr is very grumpy with me (again) for reasonz ah can not understand.

Ah suppose it could be zumthing to do with my mentioning that she look like a
large ‘airy shark.
OK ah could ‘ave been more polite.

Zen ah pretend to be a remora fish. Zey attach themselves to sharks.

But mah Muzzerr did not want to be attached to anyzing.

Ezpecially not me.
So ah get afraid she might eat me.

Zo ah decided to attach mahself to a outriggeour on le fence post.

It’s not quite le same az being attached to a large ‘airy shark –
ah miz le element of dangeur.

Zo zen ah ‘ave a brilliant idea.
Ah become a bluez muzician and ah play le ‘armonica.

Zere iz no better musician anywhere in le paddock.

Zank, you, zank you very much, you’re beautiful ah zay modestly after ah ‘ave finished mah riff.

Muzzerr ah zay after le concert, Muzzerr….

Muzzerr, ah know you are not really a large ‘airy shark ah zay.
You don’t ‘ave a dorzal fin.