Ah am le very depressed little ‘orze.
Ah try mah ‘ardest to be le world’s most ‘elpful ‘orze.

For example, ah ‘elp Muzzeur with le dishes.
‘Le me do this for you Muzzeur’ ah say ‘elpfully.

Muzzeur is most impressed with mah diligence and attention to detail.

Togetheur, we polish le bowl.

Ah would prefer it if she would go away but Muzzeur being Muzzeur, she is never very far away from ‘er bowl.

Ah stand aside to allow Muzzeur to do la full bowl inspection afteur ah ‘ave cleaned it.

Go a’ead Muzzeur’ ah say, ‘you will not find anything other than squeeks from being clean, eh eh eh’.

Next ah approach L’Uncle. There is a lot of sterf that need to cleaned out in ‘is bowl!

‘L’Uncle’ ah murmeur, ‘if you would lark, ah do your dishes for you’.

‘E does not seem as impressed as ‘e should be so ah try again…
‘L’Uncle, ah ‘ave all le suction power of le nor’west gale in these lips of mine…

Ah can apply them to any cleaning surface and lift those stains right off; let me demonstrate’.
‘Peesorf yahairy leedlepoofta’ ‘e say.

Ah ‘ave no idea what ‘e means as ah still do not understand Australian,
so ah practice mah suction technique. ‘Phhhrrrrrrrrrrrp, phrrrrrrrrrrrrp’ ah go.

Ah suck up some cold air. Ah should not ‘ave done that.

When ah can finally open mah eyes again, ah discoveur to mah ‘orreur L’Uncle ‘as cleaned and polished ‘is bowl all by ‘imself!

‘Thereyago moiSon’ ‘e say, ‘Wrapyer laughing gear around that’.

Ah ‘ave no idea what ‘e ees on about and there is nothing for me to do except admire mah ‘andsome reflection in le bowl. Ah do not feel lark laughing.