Ah am a very groovy ‘orze.
Ah often sing  song ah make up lark thees one…

‘Wild Thing, ah make mah heart sing…’

‘hmmmm mmmm something about ‘andsome groovy little ‘orze, ah are mah only thing….’.

Ah also quite lark Wild ‘orzes and Waiting for mah Noms…’

‘Ah’m, waiting for mah Nom,
Got 26 plaits in mah  mane
Up to warp speed 125
feelin’ slick and (ah little bit – not too much as ah am french) dirty
for about 5 ‘ours
uh, I’m waiting for my Nom…hmmmm mmmmm

Yeah yeah, ah’m waiting for mah NOM…

‘ey old chestnut ‘orze, what you doin’ in mah field
Hey old chestnut ‘orze, you chasin’ les girls around

Pardon me Monsieur, it’s furthest from mah mind
I’m just waitin’ for mah feed on time
I’m waiting for mah Nom, come on..yeah yeah….

‘ere she come, she all dressed in black
Uzzer Muzzer een a big straw ‘at
She’s never early, she always late
first thing ah learn is that ah always gotta wait
I’m waiting for my nom….

Sometime ah really impress mahself.