This morning, we all decide to go on a picnic.
Le Paddock Imposteur, ‘oo go by le name of Danny Boy Paterson,
led us out through some tape and over le fence.
Eet was very exciting.
We stood on le uzzer side of le fence wondering what to do.
Then Uzzerr Muzzerr turn up and we all immediately
feel much better about being on le uzzerr side of le fence and start exploring le path.
Luckily Uzzerr Muzzerr obviously think thees ees a good idea as she follow along too…
Danny Boy Paterson, ‘e ‘as le cushions,
so obviously ah am going to run a’ead with le ‘orze ‘oo ‘as cushions.
Muzzerr decide to walk with Uzzerr Muzzerr ‘oo look like she need a dose of AlleviateC.
Then as Danny and ah trot a’ead, le Muzzerrs’ start shouting to us.
‘Zephyr! You Come back here right now’, they shout.
‘Do not worry Muzzerrs’ ah say, ‘we will ‘ave le cushions all set for you
both to lie down on by le time you get there’.
‘ZEPHYRRRR!!!!!!’ Muzzerr yell
‘He has not got cushions, he has….’, but ah can’t quite catch what ‘e does ‘ave..
‘Don’t you worry your pretty little head’ said Le Uncle to Muzzerr,
‘I’ll make sure they brought the cushions ‘. At least ah think that ees what ‘e say.
And ‘e trot off after us.
Uzzerr Muzzerr and Muzzerr are coming too, ah ‘ave never seen Uzzerr Muzzerr trot out like that. Ah ‘ad no idea she could do such an extended trot. We all trot faster just to see ‘ow fast she can go.
Finally we reach a paddock just up le road where uzzerr ‘orzes are.
Danny Boy, ‘oo ees Irish, say something about needing to check on
a mare to see if she might be ‘good forago’.
Ah briefly wonder what Forago ees, then ah look for ‘ees cushions but Muzzerr ees right for once. ‘e ‘as forgot le cushions.
Next thing ah know, Uzzerr Muzzerr and Muzzerr ‘ave
caught up with us and Uzzerr Muzzerr seem very upset.
Before ah can suggest she syringe in some GrazeEzy along with le AlleviateC to calm ‘er down, We ‘ave to march back to le paddock.
Ah try to explain that ah thought we were going for a picnic and ‘ow
we would lie about on Danny’s cushions in le sun and gossip about Mare stuff…
But Muzzerr will not listen, she ees giving me what Le uncle call le Earbashing.
Ah close mah eyes so ah do not ‘ave to listen to ‘er.
But mah ears are bashed.
So we all put our ‘eads down and do le ‘oovering.
Later ah ask Le Uncle what ‘appen to le cushions.
‘Sport,’ ‘e say, ‘you will have to ask Danny Boy that one I’m afraid’.
Ah ask Danny Boy.
‘Arrr now sunny boy’, ‘e say, ‘we be acting the maggot another day, watch this space to be sure’. ‘E say a ‘ole lot of other stuff too but ah cannot believe ‘ow ‘airy ‘e ees.
In le mean time Uzzerr Muzzerr ‘as put Le Uncle in charge of watching Danny Boy. Apparently we are not allowed to go on any more picnics.
