Le wind blow so ‘ard today, mah lips nearly blow off mah face

Ah struggle to keep mah mouths closed.

Le wind, eet was blasting mah lips apart.

‘Ah cannot close mah mouths’ ah yell.

Of course, Muzzerr looks most concerned as ah continue.

‘Any minute now mah lips, they will blow right off mah face’.

Le wind lifted mah ‘ead up by la lip.

‘Muzzerr!’ ah shout, ‘ mah lips are about to take off any minute now’.

Then ah realise that la wind ‘as indeed caught me
by mah lips and ah cannot close them.

Suddenly there ees a break in la wind,
during which ah manage to snap mah mouth closed.

Ah open eet to say something and – Quelle ‘Orreur!
La wind blow mah tongue right out of mah mouths!

‘Le Uncle!’ ah shout, once ah get mah tongue back under control.

‘Ah now great Chinese war’ orze, Zephyr Fong’.

‘Look, Le Uncle,’ ah insist.
 

Le Uncle turns to Uzzerr Muzzerr. ‘Crikey’ ‘e say, ‘Seems to me there’s a whole bloody herd of kangaroos loose in the top paddock today’

Ah ‘ave no idea what ‘e ees talking about. Ah do not see a single kangaroo anywhere.