Thanks to Muzzerr’s Early Warning Carrot Radar Detector System (EWCRDS),
we were able to be alert to their presence as soon as mah Dad walk past us.

‘e should know by now, ‘e cannot enteur le paddock without a thorough inspection

Imagine mah surprise, when on inspecting each of ‘is many pockets,
no carrot turn up!
Not a one! Nada! Zip! Rien!

‘ave you got le carrots? ah demand of Uzzerr Muzzerr ‘oo eez ‘iding be’ind ‘er clicky black box as usual.
Because ah can see you, you know.

Do not ask me ‘oo want to know, just ‘and them over or …..

Suddenly Dad is doing some trick what make me go all gooey. Ah forget all about le carrots.

‘e should go to Mongolia and teach all le Mongol warriors ‘ow to do this ah think.
Then there would be no more wars.

No really, even le Ghengis Khan would stop cutting peoples ‘eads off and go all gooey.

What le ‘ell, ‘e would say, ah will not cut your ‘ead off
if you will just tickle me.

What do you mean Ghengis Khan is dead? When did ‘e die?
Nobody tell me.

Are you sure? or ees this just something you got off le internet?
Not everything you read on that ees true you know.

Ah must ask Le Uncle about this.
‘e told me ‘e fart along  with entire Ghengis Khan army.

But first ah must ask mah Dad to continue,

Do not give up now ah say, not if you want to live.

Then ah realise what ah just said out loud and ah ‘ope no one ‘ear it.

Quelle ‘orreur, ah spy Le Uncle giving me le ‘oly Crap Look.

‘Holy Crap’ say Le Uncle, and then something about a no ‘oper ‘airy leedel galah.

Of course ‘ah ‘ave no idea what ‘e ees on about. As usual ah ignore ‘im.
Ah ‘ave stuff to do.