Today Gollamb and ah decide to trick Le Uncle and Muzzerr ‘oo’ave been very boring lately. It was Gollamb’s idea. Except for le clever bits which were, of course,  my ideas.

Ah make sure Le Uncle eez busy doing somezing else.

‘Muzzerr’, ah zay, ‘Muzzerr…’

‘Yes Son, what is it now?’

‘Well,’ ah zay, ‘Le uncle attached a very small sheep to your undercarriage today’.
Of course Le Uncle did no such zing.

Of course at first she does not believe me.
‘Don’t be such a silly hairy little boy she say.
I wish she would stop calling me a ‘airy little boy’.

Myrtle is watching too and she eez giving me ‘er alarmed look.

“ah waz not believing ‘im too’ ah said, ‘but when
ah ‘ad a drink zere eez a very small sheeps ‘itching a ride’.

Well zat did le trick. Muzzerr check ‘er undercarriage for a small sheeps.

‘Goodness’ she said, ‘it’s not there, perhaps it fell off’.

Zen she did a strange zing. She zat down.

‘You zat on ‘im Muzzerr’ ah yelled.
Of course ah know she ‘as not but now she eez panicking.
She think she ‘az squashed le small sheeps.

Myrtle was ‘orrified.

And ah could not stop laughing.

‘eh eh eh, she thought she zat on a sheeps.

Of course nek minute Gollamb blabs and Muzzerr eez furious
wiz me and now ah am under stable arrest.