Today, to mark mah 5 Month anniversary,
Uzzerr Muzzerr came by and presented me wiz a Gift.
Le Uncle wandered over for a closer look.

‘Crikey’, ‘e said, ‘I see you’ve got some flash new clobber’.

Ah instructed La Cats to close their eyes while ah got changed.

Madame Suckymoto closed ‘er eyes but Madame Possovitz said her eyes don’t close.
‘oo am ah to argue with a Tabby Tubby?

Madame Suckymoto iz senile, she kept ‘er eyes closed even after ah waz changed.

OK ah said, you can look now.

Madame Suckymoto ‘as no idea what she eez looking at.

Eet’s a Smoking Jacket, ah said ‘elpfully.

Look, eet’s got buckles ‘ere

You can do them up like zis.

And eet ‘as detailing around the sides ‘ere.

That made Madame Possovitz sit up and take le notice.

Ah think there might be some pockets here somewhere ah said.

“Pockets?’ said Le Uncle, ‘is smoking jacket has no pockets.

Just between you and me mine does not either,
but ‘e does not need to know zis.

Ah check for any pockets under Muzzerr

She just ‘as a big bag.