Today I explored another paddock – ah ‘ad to report back to Le Uncle.

‘It ‘as a big ‘ill Le Uncle’, ah yell.

‘Ah am climbing it but do not worry about me ah am keeping an
eye out for any ‘oly craps’.

‘No sign of mmmmm nom nom nom’

‘Er, az ah waz nom nom hmmmm’

‘Ah am about to hmmmm Chomp chomp nom nom’

‘ Oh look zere iz Muzzerr, ‘ard at work doing ‘er ‘oovering, nom chomp’.

‘Nom nom nom, zere she iz, nom nom, way down below in yum nom nom nom’

‘Allo Muzzerr, nom nom, what do you zink of our new nom field?

‘Ah am being outstanding in it. Nom nommy chomp. Le Uncle, ah zink ah zee a ‘oly Cra – nom nom’.