Today Le Uncle invent a new game we call ‘Doing Nuzzing’.

You zee, Uzzerr Muzzerr rushes out clicking er black box everytime we start galloping about.

So Le Uncle comes up wiz a brilliant plan to gallop about, but az zoon az
Uzzerr Muzzerr comes rushing out to catch le action, we be ‘Doing Nuzzing’.

And zen, when she sits down in le paddock waiting for us to do somezing,
we stand around sniffing le grass.

Ah nearly ruined it one time when ah ‘ad to release zum gas.

Le Uncle iz brilliant at Le Doing Nuzzing Game. “e even looks out into space az if he ‘as no idea Muzzerr is zere.
Muzzerr and ah keep an eye on ‘er.

One time when Uzzerr Muzzerr iz inside,
ah pick up a stick and be chasing Le Uncle and of course,
out she comes, rushing about like a speeding pullet wiz no ‘ead
zo ah stop and hold onto le stick and Do Nuzzing.

Ah just stare at ‘er and she stare back at me.

Le Uncle zaid it waz a Bonza performance.

Zen, az zoon az Uzzer Muzzerr goes back inside because of lack of action,
ah pick up mah ball and chase Le Uncle wiz it

‘Crikey’ ‘e zay, ‘I’m going walkabout’ and off ‘e go flat out round le paddock, wiz me after ‘im.

Of course, we make zo much noise sundering about zat out rushes Uzzer Muzzerr
and we all ‘ave to stand around again and Do Nuzzing.
Ah almost forget to drop le ball.

Almost.

Zo zen ah get le brilliant plan to drop to le ground and look at whatever Le Uncle iz looking at while ah am Doing Nuzzing.

Muzzerr iz standing around staring at nuzzling in particular.
Ah shut my eyes zo ah don’t get distracted.

Madame Magoo stare at me and try to make me laugh

Next minute, ah realise ah ‘ave been asleep for an ‘our and when ah look up, Muzzerr and Le Uncle are looking at me in a concerned way.…

‘Crikey’ zay Le Uncle again, ‘We thought you’d carked it for a minute there mate’.