Today ah ask mahself…

What iz thiz ?…is it a truffle?

Iz it a chocolate kebab?

Iz it a ‘amberger?

Iz it even edible?

And ah answer mahself – zince mah invisible friend zeem to ‘ave dissappered…

Zephyrr, ah zay, you ‘andsome devil,

No, really ah am very ‘andsome…

Zen ah get distracted a moment…an itch must be scratched…