The Hoover is an Imbecile

Muzzeur’s imbecile of le Italian boyfriend continue to try to be le boss of everyone.
‘Yo Zephero’ he say, ‘you and me, we could go into ‘business”.
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Ah ‘ave no intention of going into any kind of business with l’imbecile but ah notice Muzzeur is watching.
‘What kind of business are we talking about Monsieur ‘oover’ ah say full of politeness.
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‘Son’, ‘e say, ‘Leave the logistico to me’ and ‘e look oveur at Muzzeur ‘oo ‘as clearly told ‘im to make l’effort to be narce to me.
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‘Sono’, ‘e say, ‘Leave the logistico to me,’ and ‘e look oveur at Muzzeur for approval.
She ‘as ‘er mouth full.
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Lateur she admire ‘is tail.
Ah want to vomeet.
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Muzzeur notice me staring at them.
‘I am adjusting his tail style’ she say.
‘e ‘as Bed ‘air.
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L’imbicile bart Muzzeur’s botterm.
‘e will pay for that.
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But Muzzeur is in love. It is disgusting. They do nothing but  slobbeur oveur each otheur.
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Finally Muzzeur ‘as ‘ad enough of la slobbeuring, she lie down to sleep.
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As usual, seeing le Paparazzi turn up, l’imbicile lie down be’ind ‘er.
Ah am watching ‘im. Ah know what ‘e is doing.
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Ah may ‘ave mentioned to ‘im that she lark studs ‘oo Fartoberm.
Sure enough, ‘e start fartoberming. Ah say nothing.
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Muzzeur’ as no idea, l’imbicile is planking’ upsard down be’ind ‘er.
Ah keep quiet as le moose.
‘e lie on ‘is back and wave ‘is legs around in l’air.
‘Looka Merlo, I am breako dancing’ ‘e yell.
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The ‘e sit up and imitate ‘er.
‘e as no idea she know exactly what ‘e up to.
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Finally ‘e do several le press up be’ind ‘er.
Still, Muzzeur ignore ‘im.
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‘BOOYAH!’ ‘e yell and flick ‘is long ‘air in l’air lark ‘e is some big Italian Stallion with l’airy chest.
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Then ‘e wandeur oveur to ‘er  – ‘Hey Merlo, did you notice my dancing?’
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eh eh eh.
Mah work ‘ere is done.
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