UzzMuzz arrive at last.
It ‘as been 2 ‘old days since ah saw ‘er last.
Le flat need le clean afteur last narts student party, we party ‘ard in mah flat every nart.

Where ‘ave you been?’ ah demand, ‘you abandon me and le room need le clean’.
La girls are watching.
ah am ‘oping she will not go all gooey and kiss me and ‘ug me lark she always do.

Ah can not stay grumpy for long, ah ‘ave to work.
Monsieur Roar Eee turn mah ‘ead this way and then that to make sure le neck still work. It does.
‘Allo allo L’impet, ah ‘ope you are going to ‘ang on tart’.

Then le Monsieur get off and, ‘e, L’impet and ah show UzzMuzz le synchronized dressage dance we ‘ave worked out. ‘Urry up’ Monsieur ah whispeur, ‘show us your gallop’.
L’impet and ah ‘ave le good laugh oveur that one. Le Monsieur can do a lot of things but ‘e can not gallop.

Then we are off.
Ah ‘ad forgotten about UzzMuzz and suddenly she pop up out of nowhere!
‘What l’ell’ ah say.

Ah ‘ave new shoes on le feets which ah am keen to try out.
Apparently ah need them and ah ‘ave to admit, le toes feel much betteur now.

Ah go this way….

And ah go this way and ah can now trot on le gravel, ah marvel at this.

What l’ell is that?

Ah do not think ah want to go oveur there, it look lark water to me and L’Uncle told me water ‘ave thing called le Crocs in it.

According to L’Uncle ‘oo brought me up when Muzzeur got stuck into ‘er cloveur ‘abit, there are many types of le Crocs  – Le Croc of Sheet for example which apparently ah ‘ave eaten too much of. Ah miss L’Uncle.

L’impet is not keen about le crocs of any type but ah ‘ave to be le brave little ‘orze for us both.

Ah splosh le way into marshy ground where no ‘orse ‘as eveur been before.

‘Did you see that UzzMuzz?’ ah enquire, ‘There is no place ah will not go now’.

There is no ‘orze more brave and more ‘andsome than ah am.

Look at this farce, you will not ‘ave seen le more ‘andsome one.
‘We are talking about mah farce of course, not le Monsieur, ‘e does not ‘ave ‘air lark mine’.

Ah try le swerve action. Le Monsieur, ‘e laugh. L’impet ‘ang on tart and say nothing.
‘e is clearly petrified. ‘eh eh eh’.

Then it is tarm to break out le canteur.

Ah bust some moves.
‘Whoopdy doo’ ah snort. Ah learn that off l’orze in le flat next to mine. We ‘ave become friends. ‘e always say this.
Le Monsieur ignore me and L’impet is too impressed to say anything.

Ah am ‘aving more fun than le bag of barley.

Ah wondeur ‘ow much fun le bag of barley ‘ave.

‘oweveur much ‘e ‘ave ah am ‘aving more fun.

Suddenly we are back at le Boot Camp.
It is not really le Boot Camp but do not tell UzzMuzz eh eh eh, she think ah am going to come back to ‘er, le reformed little boy.

Ok Monsieur you can get off now and take L’impet with you. Ah am in charge ‘ere…Or maybe not.

Ah get back and UzzMuzz give me le bath, clean le student flat (about tarm) and button up le pyjamas. Ah sigh l’appy sigh, ah love UzzMuzz and ah am le tired little boy…

‘oo is suddenly aware that la girls are watching.

‘UzzMuzz is not cleaning le flat for me and these are not mah pyjamas’ ah explain, ‘This ‘ere outfit is le smoking jacket given to me by ‘oof ‘efner and UzzMuzz is looking for le shoe that she lost, that is all’.