Eet is still not easy being le most popular ‘orze in le ‘ole paddock.

Ah ‘ave to listen to le complaints…

Ah then ‘ave to give le advice…

Of course ah give all mah advice een French…That way, eet does not matter what ah say, nobody understand eet but eet sound sincere.
‘Je donne bleuh eifel toweur bleuh conseils,’ ah murmer.

Then ah mutter more french stuff.
‘Je suis er Jacque Cousteau’.

All le mares are unbelievably impressed.
‘Fere Jacques, bleuh bleuh Fere Jacques’ ah say soothingly.

And, mah french clearly work. Starlight, she kindly offeur ‘er rump to me.

‘Merci Beaucoup’ ah say and ah lay mah tired ‘ead on ‘er ‘uge soft botterm and prepare to ‘ave a nap.

‘Come on Big Boy’ she say.
But ah am asleep and ah ‘ave no intention of going anywhere just now.