Le Uncle ‘ave taken up Le Break Dancing but ‘e ees as ‘opeless at le Break Dancing as ‘e ees at Pronounciation.

‘Ready?’ ‘e ask, ‘start the music Son’.

Eet ees embarressing, but ah do not know ‘ow to get out of eet.

Down ‘e go, thrashing around while ah provide le drum and rhythm in le background.

‘BERM CHACCA BERM CHACCA’ ah yell.

Le Uncle spin around on le ground in time to mah Berm Chaccas.

‘BERM BERM bermity BERM’ ah go.

‘BUGGER!’ yell Le Uncle.

‘I think you’ll find eet ees la BuggEUR Le Uncle,’
ah am un ‘elpful leetle boy when eet come to le grammeur,
besides ‘e ees Australian so ‘e ‘ave no idea.
‘eet ees la BUGGEEEUUUURRRRRR’ ah say again and ah roll mah tongue over le Rrrrs.

‘BUGGER me,’ ‘e say again, stopping mid spin, ‘I think bleuh bleuh buggery back out’.

‘ BUGGEUR, Le Uncle’ ah feel eet ees mah duty to correct ‘im.

Le Uncle staggeur to ‘is feet.
‘Bleuh bleuh Nancy Boy Bleuh bleuh cheeky little Bugger’ ‘e say.
Most of eet ees lost on me as eet ees all in Australian but ah know le mispronunciation when ah ‘ear one.

‘Le word ees le BUGGEUURRRR’ ah am hoiking in le back of mah throat to emphasise le RRR.

‘Crikey, are you OK?,’ ask Le Uncle, ‘You sound like you’ve got a touch of the flu’.

‘Le FLEUH’ ah say.

‘Bless you’ say Le Uncle quite inexplicably.