Ah am a ‘appy ‘orze.

Today, eet ees mah birthday, ah am one year old now. Officially ah am a Yearling.

As ah am an Old Yearling now, ah can sleep een.

Ah do not ‘ave to get up for my Noms, they come to me.

A ‘ole box of le carrots arrive from mah Aunt en Wellington.
They ‘ave label on them that say these are very poisonous to all ‘orzes except One Year Old ‘orzes.

Of course, there ees only one one year old ‘orze een
thees paddock so there ees no ‘urry to get up.

Eet ees, ‘oweveur,  time to get up and eat carrot.

Le Uncle ees still asleep, ah must wake ‘im so ah can brag about mah carrots.
Ah try out mah new ‘alloween mask.

Then ah find a stick and ah sneak up on ‘im.

‘e ‘as no idea ah am right ‘ere.

Ah carefully tickle ‘im with mah stick.

‘e ‘as no idea eet ees me, ah am too cleveur for that.

‘E still snoring so ah prod ‘im  arder .

Suddenly ‘e wake up and ah get a fright and drop mah stick.
‘e look a bit grumpy to me.

What ees that?
What are you talking about Le Uncle, ah would
neveur poke you with a big stick.

Ah ‘ave le box of carrot  Le Uncle.

But unfortunately for you, you can not ‘ave any carrot because they are
poisonous to ‘orzes ‘oo are not 1 year old exactly.
Eh eh eh, eet ees ‘ard to stop laughing out loud as ah say thees.

Finally, ah can not ‘elp mahself. Ah laugh so ‘ard ah nearly fall over.

That ees le joke you see, Le Label eet ees not real.

Le Uncle ‘as no idea, ‘e think ‘e can not eat any of them…
Some’ow though le ‘ole box got eaten.
‘appy birthday to me. Ah must ‘ave more of them.