Muzzerr ‘as been away so today, she suddenly appear.
We all rush over to find out  eef she ‘as carrots.
Monsieur Paterson race a’ead, ‘e ees very keen on le carrots.

‘Bonjour Uzzerr Muzzerr’ ah say casually, ‘So, where are mah carrots?’

But ah do not sense a single carrot.

Le Uncle ‘as ‘is ‘opeful carrot face on too.

‘e blame Monsieur Paterson. ‘e got to Muzzerr first and clearly ate all le carrots.
We all blame Monsieur Paterson. Le Uncle tell ‘im to ‘pees orrf’.

Uzzerr Muzzerr ees showing me ‘er teefs.

So ah show ‘er mine.

‘ere’, Uzzerr Muzzerr, ah say, ‘ah got teefs too’.

Then she open ‘er mouf wide and show me all ‘er teefs.
So ah do le same.

Then we show our teefs to les girls next door.

Ah do not know why we are showing our teefs to everyone but ah do not mind.
Ah a’ve clean teefs

‘Aye girls’, ah yell, ‘look at mah teefs’.

‘LOOK AT THEM’.