Today Le Uncle Persil awarded me an award for bravery and brilliance in le Paddock…
It all started when ah discovered ah was being followed so ah dealt to mah saboteur…

‘You silly hairy little boy’ said Muzzerr, ‘that was your shadow’.

‘Mah shadow?’ ah say.
What would Muzzerr know.

No, seriously, she does not know about such dangerous stuff.

As if ah, Lord LubbaDuck,  would waste mah time on a mere shadow.

Eet was not mah shadow.

Ah talk to Le Uncle about eet and ‘e agree wiz me.

At least ah zink ‘e did. Ah ‘ave no idea what ‘e zay actually.

It sound like zis…Blah blah, heery leeddle drongo, blah blah few kangarooz loose in tha top paddock blah blah.

Ah may ‘ave mentioned to Muzzerr zat Le Uncle agree there is something dangerous in le paddock

Suddenly before ah can explain that there ees no need
to worry because fortunately ah a’ve vanquished eet, she panic.

‘If your Uncle say this, we must do something’ she yell.

Ah run after ‘er .

Mah intention were to tell ‘er not to worry but ah am ‘aving too much fun.
Ah may ‘ave embellished le truth somewhat.

‘We better run’ Muzzerr ah zay.

‘Quickly, or le big monster will get us’.

Ah do not know what got into me, ah could not ‘elp mahself. “‘e ‘as big fangs and glowing eyes’ ah say.

Now Muzzerr is in a right state.

Suddenly Le Uncle stops ‘er in ‘er tracks.
‘Don’t leesen to that leedle moron’ ‘e say, ‘he’s being a deekhead’.
Unfortunately Muzzerr understands Australian and suddenly ah am een big trouble.
Ah do not know what ‘e said exactly but ah ‘ave a feeling ‘e pointed out le lack of monsters in le paddock.

Later on ah am showing Le Uncle mah fighting moves

‘e award me a special award for mah bravery.
Eet eez Le order of Le ‘airy Tossa
‘e tell me there are very few ‘orzes ‘e know of  zat ‘ave this one.