Muzzerr ‘as been saying ah ’ave been slobbering all over ‘er.

Of course, ah do not slobber, ah slobbeur.

Ah try to explain zat when ah do eet, eet eez le Slobeur.

When she do eet, eet eez slobber no doubt about eet.

Le Slobbeur Muzzerr, zat eez what ah do, YOU ‘oweveur, slobber.

Slobber she say, stop slobbering all over me.

SLOBBEUR ah insist.

‘He slobbers,’ she said to Uzzerr Muzzerr.

Ah French ‘orze does not slobber. Eet eez not possible.
What ah do EEZ SLOBBEUR

And further more, ah zay, ah stand by mah slobbeur.

Ah do NOT slobber on anyone ah say to Uzzerr Muzzerr.

But then ah got bored with being grumpy about slobbeur,
so ah went to watch le shadow puppets inside Le Uncle’s tummy.

Ah do not know ‘oo eez inside of ‘im or ‘ow they got there but they are quite interesting.
Ah zink eet eez a play about le Daily Llama.