As usual Le Uncle iz in big trouble wiz Muzzerr.

Muzzerr and Le Uncle were playing le ‘Doing Nuzzing’ game.

It got boring so ah suggest we do zumzing.

‘Anyzing’ ah zay, ‘ah do not care’

Ah point out zat Le Uncle’s ex girlfriend next door likes to do stuff wiz
Le Uncle all le time.

Muzzerr does not appear to be az impressed az ah thought she would be.

Ah catch Le Uncle’s eye –  ‘e look like ‘e ‘az just ‘ad a mouthful of worming paste.
‘e ‘az not even anyzing to zay in Australian for once.

Zo ah zaid it for ‘im.
Cri Key’ ah zaid, ‘ You big woombart, if you arse me, you are up sitcreak wizout a saddle’.  ‘Ah do not know what it mean but it le first zing Australian
zat come to mah mind.

‘WHAT’ roar Muzzerr? ‘Up Shit Creek? – did YOU teach my boy to say this?
‘er eyes are all wide and googley and she iz snorting up a storm.

Now Le Uncle iz in zerious trouble.

Ah am interested to zee if she breath fire all over ‘im,
but ah pretend ah am not interested at all.
Ah practice opening le gate.

‘I cannot believe you would teach him to say that’, yell mah Muzzerr.

‘Ow waz ah supposed to know zat speaking Australian iz a ‘uge crime?’