Today ah thought ah waz ‘earing voices…
‘CHEAP’it zaid. Waz it talking to me? Does sumbody zink ah am cheap?
Muzzerr and Le Uncle stood around snorting and giggling like big idiots.
Le Sheeps were listening in, zey want to know if ah cheaper zan ah look.
‘Crikey’ zaid Le Uncle Persil.
‘e always zay Crikey when he does not know what else to zay.
‘e pretend ‘e is not listening but ah know ‘e iz.
‘Cheap’ ah ‘eard it again, and zis time ah zee ‘oo iz calling me cheap.
‘Are you calling me cheap?’ ah ask and ah use mah big growly voice.
Le Uncle look like ‘e just swallow le bird.
‘Cheap’ zay la bird but ‘e will not look me in le eye.
‘Just between you and me, ah am not a cheap ‘orze’.
‘CHEEEEAP,’ ‘e zaid, zis bird iz persistent, ah give ‘im zat.
Zen ah realise, ‘e iz not talking about me. Clearly ah am not a cheap ‘orze.
‘e iz referring to mah Muzzerr’s new ‘airstyle.