Ah ‘ave been busy lately.
Le usual stuff, being le ‘elpful boy as usual.
Ah also turn le two year old last month.

‘Ah am le 2 year old L’Uncle’ ah say, ‘now ah am ready to take oveur your role as le ‘Paddock Boss’.

Ah simply can not believe mah ears when ‘e tell me to ‘pees orf’.

Of course, ‘e say it in Australian so ah may not ‘ave ‘eard that quite right.

So ah decide to sleep on it.

Ah ‘ave le brilliant ideas when ah am asleep.

Uzzeur Muzzeur, she come and crouch down beside me, she smile at me so ah smile back.
Ah am le polite young man.

She is still there when ah open mah eye.
Ah keep smiling but ah am ‘oping she will go away and leave me alone.

Ah turn oveur and think about all le world’s great problems.

Le most worrying one is le world wide carrot shortage.
Clearly there is one for ah ‘ave not seen le carrot in about a week.

Mmmmmmmmmm carrots.