Ah ‘ave ‘ad to go into ‘iding.
Muzzerr and Le Uncle are threatening to kill me.

Ah may ‘ave to go into le Witness protection.

Ah do not know why, but suddenly, everybody want to  kill me.

Ah am a very ‘elpful little boy. Ah groom Muzzerr.
Someone ‘as to do eet and Le Uncle refuse.

Ah may ‘ave got a bit carried away with mah grooming of Muzzerr’s back.
She does look like an enormous carrot when you get up close.

Can ah ‘elp eet eef Muzzerr does not appreciate eet when ah point out
eet ees ‘er big botterm that ees ‘olding up all le traffic?

‘Look out Muzzerr,’ ah yell, ‘Coming through; move that botterm’.

Ah may ‘ave given ‘er le ‘elpful nudge.

Ah ‘ad no idea Le Uncle would get such a fright when ah gallop up be’ind ‘im and yell,
‘Run for your larf Le Uncle, your tail ees on fire!’

‘ow was ah supposed to know ‘e would run for ‘is larf.

And when ah leap up into le air and shout ‘YIKES, did you feel that earthquake?’
‘ow was ah supposed to know Le Uncle would ‘ave a ‘eartattack.

Ah thought ‘e ‘ad died.

But unfortunately, for me, ‘e recover, and now, ‘e look for me.

Luckily, ‘e will never find me ‘ere.